What movies have not aged well?
12.06.2025 02:24
Dr No
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-Bond slapping Tracy.
A View to a Kill
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
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-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-All the bad guys are black.
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
When was the first time your wife had beastiality?
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
The Man with the Golden Gun
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
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Goldfinger
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
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Diamonds Are Forever
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
You Only Live Twice
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-”Ah so!”
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
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Breakfast at Tiffany’s
Live and Let Die
From Russia With Love
Why is Canada letting too many Indians in Canada?
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
Moonraker
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-”She is very sexyful!”
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-J W Pepper
Octopussy
Why do I feel worthless most of the time?
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.